Let’s be honest, shopping for teenage boys is like navigating a minefield. What’s cool? What’s cringe? What’s going straight to the bottom of their drawer, never to be seen again? Don’t stress. We’ve rounded up a few epic stocking fillers under a fiver that’ll actually make them smile (and maybe even say, “This is sick, thanks!”). All items that you can buy online because who has time to shop anywhere else?
Stretchy Father Christmas – They may not believe any more but this little toy will make them want to play like they were a child again.
He’s stretchy, he’s fun and he’s SANTA!
Great little stocking filler to remind your teen of their inner child.
Glow in the dark shoelaces – Turn their trainers into glow sticks.
These laces are a subtle way to stand out, whether they’re heading to a party or just messing around at the park after dark.
You know they love a crepcheck so let them do it even in the winter months.
Funny Frog Keyring – They probably love this frog having seen memes and the videos of those people dressed up and causing chaos across China.
This funny frog keyring is a bit rude but what teenage boy doesn’t love a bit of rebellion.
Gaming Sign – Most teenagers are never away from their games console.
Whether you’re calling them for dinner or wanting them to do homework they seem glued to it.
So they’ll probably enjoy this novelty bedroom sign!
Phone Tripod – For workout progress pics, skateboarding videos, or “accidentally” amazing selfies to post on Instagram.
Compact and surprisingly useful because the legs bend so it can be attached to things, from lamp posts and gym equipment to bar tables and goal posts!
Legless Game – Let’s face it, your teenager has probably had more cheeky tipples than you realise!
So indulge a bit with this funny drinking card game. Players compete by calling out different words relating to a given topic, first to fail has to drink. Easy to play in a small group – fun times assured!
Fake Tongue – Lads love a good prank but so many pranks are super obvious, this one can shock because it’s unsuspected.
It’s a pack of stretchy tongues! They’re horrible but they make for shocking moments, great videos and fun for any teen who loves a bit of gruesome.
Knobhead Chocolate Wrapper – It’s in novelty wrapping that says exactly how you feel when you think of your teenager.
He’s bound to get a laugh out of it once he sees but you can pop his favourite chocolate bar in there so it will definitely bring smiles all around
(note this is WRAPPER only!)
Docker Beanie – I don’t know why but these seem to be in at the moment, from up and coming rappers like REN to famed popstars like Tom Walker.
So grab a docker beanie while they’re going cheap. Warm for winter and look so stylish.
Squid Game Cutters – Your teenager probably doesn’t cook, let’s face it what lads do?
But he will probably watch the new Squid Game this December, so pre-empt it and show him how to make biscuits – he can then try to cut them out.
If he fails, he knows it’s time to tidy his room! A fate worse than death!
Whether they’re flexing in the gym, scheming their next prank, or just showing off their cool new gear, these stocking fillers will nail it for your teenage boy. Perfect for lads who want to stir up a little fun this Christmas—and secretly think you’re a legend for finding them.
